Nice try Emily, but just because your man ain’t in the profile don’t mean I’m down for a threesome.
Unless it was you and another chick. Then that would be TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE 😀
Finding Nemo Pickup Lines
Not mine. But my goodness.
Pero No.
I don’t think anybody needs a translator to figure out what he said.
When You and Your Lover Wing You Be Like…
When you got a lover as a wing… ❤
Lesbian Infield Examples: Push Pull K Close
Online Dating 101: Profile Pics and Stuff
(Hello. Are you really reading this? You must be super bored.
Welcome to one of my 101 classes. People want me to start putting out more content, well here I am. I’m doing it. I’m giving you all lessons on my shit and how it works. I’ll teach other skills eventually, such as approach and stuff. But I figured I’d start off with common basics, especially for those lesbians out there doing online stuff.)
Anyways…
PROFILE PICS AND STUFF
X Some of yall be acting up. I’ve seen so many weird pictures out there it would even make Ratchetmess cry. If you’re serious about getting the girl of your dreams then you need to act serious. Are you serious? Lemme lend you a hand.
X If you had to watch a porno and you were the star of the show, would you want to fuck like the way you look now? (BE HONEST.) That’s the message you’re trying to get across. Look the part, act the part.
X You don’t have to be the best. You don’t have to be a perfect 10. But when you pimp, you pimp the fuck out. Match them clothes. Do your hair if you have some. Research a style you’d like. Live the part.
X Peeps who wear makeup? Remember- colorful eyes and nude lips OR simple eyes and colorful lips. Choose what you want to draw attention to. And blend till your hand falls the fuck right off.
X Animals help. Who doesn’t like looking at that shit?
I really don’t know what else to say about this topic. Other PUAs have published tons of stuff about this. They know what they are talking about. Look good in your profile pic. Also, healthy eating is a healthy glow.
Dress like an Alpha, Act like a Boss, Fuck like a Player.
Rejection Happens to Lesbos Too
Just a friendly reminder- if you get rejected, it happens. It’s OK to be upset.
But it’s also even more important to move on, because you’re keeping that hotter girl waiting 😉
PUA LESSON: HOW TO GET A THREESOME
This dude is the fucking MAN. Watch as we give instruction on getting a threesome (lesbian direct method)
Playing with Psychos
Ahhhh, handling psychos.
See, they can be fun to play with but also burn you like a bitch.
This is the story.
This young beautiful woman decided she wanted to skip out on our skype date. She was extremely needy, clingy, and was probably a little desperate. At the time I was kind of sick and tired of shit and wanted to go right to skyping as soon as possible. So she agreed but then decided at the last minute that she didn’t want to.
And by the last minute, I mean she flaked.
So knowing my impatient ass, I wasn’t taking it. Of course, I ignored her. Fuck a dumb bitch- byeeeeeee! Time to talk to another girl. Y’all got that abundance mentality, right?
Then this happened.
She had called me and I got to speak with her. She was real, but still crazy.
Tread cautiously.
The milk and the cow
How I like to avoid the question.
Especially if I’m considering them for something more. I leave it vague because hey, whatever happens happens right?
Confessions of 